Don’t watch or read Death Note it will ruin your life
When my future husband proposes, I’m not saying yes until he asks if I want to become canon
Teen Wolf AU in which they live in Bacon Hills, California.
Disgraced head chef Derek Ale tries to convince Scott Potato and his best friend Fries Stilinski to join his restaurant venture.
Also featuring Erica Mayonnaise, Riceaac Lahey, and Vernon Beaned.
Also also featuring Uncle Peach Ale, Lemony Martin, Allison Starchent, Danny Apple Fritter, and Jackson Whippingcream
I think this may have been ahead of its time, but I still think it’s funny
I love Christmas but hate figuring out what presents to buy everyone
when you think of a funny comeback after the person’s already gone